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Remake OTD: The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty - Also, Austin Powers Sequel

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

VARIETY: Mike Myers to star in ‘Mitty’ remake
Actor in on Fox, Goldwyn’s ‘Secret’
By MICHAEL FLEMING
Posted: Tue., May 22, 2007, 4:58pm PT

Mike Myers is attached to star in “The Secret Life of Walter Mitty,” a remake of the Danny Kaye comedy classic that producer Samuel Goldwyn Jr. has moved from Paramount to 20th Century Fox.

Jay Kogen, a writer and producer on “The Simpsons,” “Frasier” and, most recently, CBS’ “The Class,” is penning the script. Goldwyn will produce.

Jim Carrey had once been attached to play the daydreamer first brought to life in 1947 by Kaye in a pic based on a short story by James Thurber. Directors attached to the project on and off during the past few years include Steven Spielberg and Ron Howard. When those efforts didn’t pan out, Goldwyn moved the film to Par, where “Mean Girls” director Mark Waters tried to do it with Owen Wilson.

Fox and Goldwyn are starting from scratch with a version that will be specifically tailored for Myers.

The long-gestating “Mitty” is one of several projects in the works for Myers, whose green alter ego is cleaning up at the box office in “Shrek the Third.” His next live-action vehicle, Paramount comedy “The Love Guru,” is on track to begin production in September in Toronto, with Marco Schnabel directing. Myers will play Pitka, a self-help guru character he created and honed in comedy clubs while writing the script with Graham Gordy.

“Mitty” will compete for Myers’ next live-action slot with “See Me, Feel Me: Keith Moon Naked for Your Pleasure,” the Spitfire Pictures/Gerber Pictures drama in which Myers will play the hard-living drummer for the British rock group the Who. Playwright Donald Margulies (”Brooklyn Boy”) has completed a first draft and will do a rewrite. The Who lead singer Roger Daltrey is aboard as a producer.

The CAA-repped Myers has several projects looming in the future. He is attached to star in “How to Survive a Robot Uprising,” an adaptation of a humorous survival guide written by Daniel H. Wilson that is “Reno 911!” duo Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant are scripting for Par. Myers also has begun early discussions with New Line and director Jay Roach for a fourth installment of the “Austin Powers” series. While no writer has yet been assigned, Myers is eyeing a sequel that tells the story from the viewpoint of Dr. Evil.

THE STATIC AGE: Zombies Ate My Sense of Humor

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

So it’s another one of those big weeks here at FP. Not only did one lucky customer get to walk out our doors with a 7 foot Batman Begins Statue for free; On Tuesday June 5th we are hosting a exclusive super special advanced screening of Lionsgate’s newest zombie comedy Fido.I can’t wait, this flick looks wicked gnarly. Imagine a world (I can’t believe I just said that) long after a zombie outbreak in which the remaining zombies were domesticated. With wild man Billy Connolly as main zombie Fido you can count on some serious belly bursting laughs. I don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard of any zombie related comic, novel, movie, anything that’s even remotely similar in concept. Mad props to Andrew Currie (director/writer) for breathing some new life into a genre that’s been, how can I put this nicely… a little less than original lately (that wasn’t so bad).Did I mention Billy is gonna be at the screening do a little Q&A with none other than FP’s very own Jeff Ayers, lucky stiff. (Just a little zombie comedy of my own, I’m not jealous or anything, no really I’m not, ok maybe just a little)

So come down to the planet and ask how you can get a spot reserved for this special screening, but make haste for seating is very limited. But wait there’s more… as an extra bonus you can show up here at FP before the screening to get made up as a zombie, provided by professional make up artist Josh Potter and the good people at New York Costumes.

In celebration of said event I figure I would suggest a few other great zombie comedies to get you guys stoked.Shaun Of The Dead - Edgar Wright (Director, Writer) and Simon Pegg (Actor, Writer) dropped this amazing piece of cinema upon us just a little over 3 years ago. I instantly fell in love, It’s what I would like to call a modern classic. Seriously, dude, I went to see it in theaters like 3 times before I bought a bootleg. They dubbed it the first romantic comedy with zombies. Shaun is your average late twenties, no direction, dead end job having, slacker. His girlfriend Liz is less than happy with Shaun’s life style, so she decides to give him the boot. It takes the dead to rise from their graves for Shaun to get his life back on track, get the girl, and save the day… or at least try his best. Lots of gore, laughs, and hilarious horror movie references, you will not be disappointed.Dead Alive - Before Peter Jackson was a ring obsessed hobbit loving dingle berry (If you haven’t noticed I’m not really a L.O.T.R. kind of guy) he made some of the raddest horror movies out there. Dead Alive was named one of the goriest movies of all time, and rightfully so. When Lionel’s overbearing mom gets bitten by one of those nasty Sumatran Rat-Monkeys she turns into a flesh hungry fiend, and you thought she was hard to deal with when she was alive. Pretty soon more than a few locals get infected and it’s up to Lionel to finally take a stand and do something about his mama. What’s the best way to get rid of alot of zombies at once? Leave the chainsaw at home, bring on the lawnmower. Also check out Jackson’s first film ever Bad Taste for more nasty laughs.Night Of The Creeps - So what if I’m mentioning this movie for the 500th time, you have got to see it. Unfortunately it still doesn’t have an official DVD release. Fred Dekker, the mastermind behind genre classic Monster Squad (which is finally getting an official DVD release later this summer, thank you DVD gods) started his directorial career with this gem. You see there are these slugs from outer space that jump into your mouth and turn you into zombies. They take over a college and its up to the biggest geeks on campus to save the chicks from their newly infected frat boy dates. All you’re going to need is your standard flamethrower and it’s Miller time.

Check em’ out kids, I know you’ll love them as much as I do. Man, I can’t wait to see you guys all painted up as zombies on the 5th.

- Matt D.

Blip Blop

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Little Yellow Polka Dot jumped into every puddle on the way. Splash said the water, jumping out in fear. Lavender Flowers bent low and picked it by the collar and marched off to school. Clickety Clack said her boots.
Stoopy Brown Checks bobbed gently to allow two grey heads under his canopy. Clip Clop said the walking stick to the pavement, as Dark Black Checks hurried along.
Bright Red Flowers with matching lipstick, dreams of Yellow Sun as she walks with a smile. Ho Hum she sings along.
Here a Splash. There a Clatter. Everywhere a Plip-Plop.
I watch as the umbrellas go marching by.

WHAT THE MOON SAID

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

by R.L. Greenfield

diana of wales died ten yrs ago.
she predicted she’d die young in a crash.
she felt her impending disappearance
from the radiant earth—–she was radiant
& attracted to the grand opposite.
she & dodi al-fayed departed together
in a sleek mercedes-benz.
i sat up all night watching cnn
as news & propaganda trickled in.
what does it mean?
‘nothing’ happened:
the car crashed & the watch began.
nobody entered the mercedes-benz
to lift diana out of the car.
the cops & photographers were transfixed.
they stared & stared & stared:
diana was alive alone & traumatized.
the world stood still at the end of the tunnel
in paris, france 31 august 1997.
the world watched diana pass over the border
into the great void.
& then everyone came out of the houses
to celebrate with songs & flowers & paintings
& graffiti: there was no stopping them.
the masses thundered over the lawns
& parking lots out into the streets of great britain.
they waved banners & pounded guitars
they drank bottled water or snorted coke
they sang love songs & read poems & kissed.
it was open mike time in the house of commons
the lords & ladies wept for their sins.
there was a mighty hurricane of guilt unleashed
as pupils prepared to go back to school
for the first day of classes of the fall term.
every student would be assigned to write
an essay: What The Moon Said The Night
Diana Of Wales Died.

R.L. Greenfield’s poems have been published in many U.S. reviews & journals. A few of them are The Wallace Stevens Journal, The New York Quarterly, The Minnesota Review, The Wormwood Review & Poetry/LA. He received an NEA fellowship in literature in 1995 for a manuscript of poems. That year he founded a television series in Santa Barbara called The Greenfield Code devoted to literature & the creative act. A few of the program’s guests have been the poets Eavan Boland, Wanda Coleman, & Shirley Lim-Geok. R.L. Greenfield often reads his poems in L.A. & thereabouts.

Stars Set For Ugly Betty

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

Marlo Thomas is the latest star to join the cast of the new series of Ugly Betty, reports Digital Spy.

She is known for her role as Rachel’s mum in the hit comedy series Friends. Thomas will play a jewellery store owner, who has is attracted to Daniel Meade.

Other stars to appear on the second series of Ugly Betty include Dawson’s Creek star James Van Der Beek; his character will have an issue about Alexis being a transsexual.

Victoria Beckham will also make an appearance when there is a wedding on the show.

Chinatown is Surely One of the Best American Films

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Chinatown, starring Jack Nicholson & Faye Dunaway, directed by Roman Polanski, is one hell of a movie.

None dare call it conspiracy, “it’s just business.”. A compelling portrayal of “it’s only business” and “one cannot slow the pace of progress” power politics.

What Should Happen to Michael Vick?

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Michael Vick is the Atlanta Falcons quarterback recently indicted by a federal grand jury on criminal charges associated with running an illegal dogfighting and gambling business from some of his property in rural Virginia. Some who were involved in this business have admitted their guilt and testified that not only did Vick know about the business and support it, but he also personally participated in the drownings and electrocutions of dogs that failed to sufficiently impress with their fighting ability. Now it is rumored that Vick is on the verge of pleading guilty and that he could spend several years in prison. People are wondering what should happen to him afterward. If he serves time in prison, should he be allowed to return to professional football after he is released?

Former Green Bay Packer general manager Ron Wolf believes that he should. “Maybe I don’t understand something in all of this,” he says, “but you’re supposed to get a second chance in this country.” He goes on to argue the following:

“We’ve had a lot of people in this league do a lot of bad things, and they still got a chance. Leonard Little killed someone (while drunk driving). Jamal Lewis went to prison (in connection to) selling drugs. Are you telling me that killing eight dogs is worse than killing a human being? … Yes, this is bad, but are you really telling me that he doesn’t deserve a chance to play again when other people have committed crimes and come back?”

Some pro football executives apparently agree with Wolfe, but they are said to be in the minority. I do not care much for football at any level, and I know very little about it. However, I love animals and take an extremely dim view of those who abuse them. It sounds to me as though Vick personally abused and destroyed and indirectly participated in the terrible abuse and destruction of many dogs as part of an awful business that profited from horrendous bloodsport and suffering. My emotional reaction to this is, “Fry the jerk, or at least lock him away for as long as possible and never, EVER let him return to football!”

But my more considered response is one motivated by a deep-seated belief in compassion and redemption. I am not sure I agree with Ron Wolf that Vick’s apparent crimes were no worse than the others he cited. For instance, it could be argued that, while the life of one human being is worth more than the lives of any number of dogs, inadvertently killing a human being in an automobile accident while driving drunk is, in some ways, not as bad as running a depraved dogfighting business and personally drowning and electrocuting dogs in unspeakably brutal fashion because they aren’t vicious enough to kill other dogs in savage bloodsport. I am inclined to make that argument myself.

Nevertheless, depending on the type and length of Vick’s sentence, I am not unalterably opposed to him being granted a second chance. But, first, I would like to see him step up and publicly confess to what he did with his business and those dogs, express what appears to be a genuine understanding of the wrongness of it all and genuine contrition for his involvement in this monstrous enterprise, ask the public to forgive him, and actively participate in campaigns for the humane treatment of animals and against animal cruelty.

If he serves his sentence and does all of this, I believe that he deserves a second chance, and I would hope that he would get it.

The Worrying Case of an Ambitious Afghan Journalist

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

As calls grow for his release, Afghan journalist Ajmal Naqshbandi’s whereabouts remain unknown, twenty-two days after he was kidnapped by the Taliban while working as a translator for a La Repubblica reporter in southern Afghanistan.

The Taliban grabbed three men in the country’s dangerous Helmand province on March 5. The driver, Sayed Agha, was beheaded. The Pakistani-born Italian journalist, Daniele Mastrogiacomo, was released March 19 after a much-criticized swap for five Taliban prisoners. But Ajmal remains in limbo.

“He’s apparently still in the hands of the Taliban,” Bob Dietz, the Asia program coordinator for the Committee to Protect Journalists, said Monday. “His colleagues are greatly worried about him, as are we.”

The CPJ has issued three calls for Naqshbandi’s release in the past week, asking journalists and news organizations on Friday to pressure Hamid Karzai’s government to work toward securing Naqshbandi’s freedom. But those calls have had “less and less impact,” said Dietz, who is frustrated that “Ajmal’s just about disappearing from the Western media radar screen, and it’s a great concern of ours, because people like him are really incredibly important in terms of reporting stories from Afghanistan.”

Dietz says many of the people driving the effort to free Naqshbandi are Western journalists who worked with him, noting that he was well-liked because “he was not flashy. He was very level-headed and sensible in a place where that’s a hard commodity to come by.”

Christian Parenti, a writer who has covered Afghanistan for The Nation and has known Naqshbandi for several years, calls him “a tremendously productive, tremendously ambitious guy” who has run a couple guest houses, worked as a fixer and translator, and filed regular dispatches for the Tokyo Shimbun newspaper.

“He is very professional and very much imbued with the esprit de crops of telling the truth and not taking sides and pissing people off … he was, I think, one of the people who helped bring a really strong sense of professionalism to the Afghan journalism scene,” Parenti says.

“His specialty became contacts with pretty shady characters and working in pretty shady places. He was really good at that,” Parenti says, noting that Naqshbandi, who is about 25, “wasn’t reckless or stupid about it.” He adds that “my impression is this was not a setup. This was a freak thing. They ran into the wrong guys.”

Photographer Teru Kuwayama says Naqshbandi made a startling leap between the spring of 2002 — when they first met as Naqshbandi managed “a fledgling guest house in Kabul,” eagerly learning English and “making a few dollars a day” — and 2004. “When I returned to Kabul two years later, he picked me up at the airport in a Toyota SUV, and handed me one of his extra mobile phones, then drove me to the guest house he had opened a few blocks away from our old place,” Kuwayama writes in an email, noting that his “unassuming” friend “had somehow built a career as a translator, fixer, reporter, and hotelier out of nothing.”

“I don’t think he had any kind of background in journalism at all, he was just a helpful and reliable person, and just gradually evolved from giving advice to journalists to being one himself,” Kuwayama says, describing Naqshbandi’s spoken English now “as idiomatic, but pretty fluent,” with his writing good enough to file for the Japanese paper.

But he was also “doing a dangerous job, without any kind of training, or safety net,” and it was while doing that job that the Taliban captured him — not long after he married a girl from Ghazni whom Kuwayama says “he used to talk about, even back in 2002.”

But while the plight of this successful young Afghan journalist has (following Mastrogiacomo’s release) received almost no attention in American news outlets, his kidnapping is a big story in Afghanistan. Many in Kabul’s international community are worried that the Mastrogiacomo exchange sets a bad precedent for more kidnappings — “When we create a situation where you can buy the freedom of Taliban fighters when you catch a journalist, then in the short term there will be no journalists anymore,” the Dutch foreign minister remarked last week — and many Afghans are angry that their government has not done more for one of its own after all it did for a foreigner.

Still, from what little information there is available, Naqshbandi appears to be alive, at least. On Friday, Agence France Presse reported that he called his father the day before “to say his life was in danger and he was still with the Taliban,” and yesterday AFP reported, citing the Pajhwok Afghan News agency, “that a purported Taliban spokesman had said the group was ready to negotiate with the government” over Naqshbandi’s release.

“I know that the president’s office is taking some sort of action to secure his release,” says Joshua Gross, a spokesperson for the Afghan embassy in Washington, “because he is an Afghan citizen, and one whom we want to protect like any other Afghan citizen who is in danger.”

Gross adds that “hopefully his release will be secured in the near future.”

“He’s thoughtful, resourceful, and decent,” says Kuwayama, “and I can’t think of a greater tragedy for Afghanistan than losing someone like him.”

The rematch: Japan vs Australia

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Former Liverpool midfielder Craig Johnston claimed it was potentially “one of the great rivalries in Asian football.” Japan defender Yuji Nakazawa predicted a 3-0 win for his side and told reporters “we can’t lose twice.” Australia and Japan fans have been poring over the minutia of every comment made by player or reporter alike - eager to highlight the flaws, desperate to imagine an advantage. Make no mistake, the quarter-final clash between Japan and Australia at My Dinh Stadium in Hanoi is one of the most anticipated of this year’s Asian Cup.Ever since Australia beat Japan 3-1 at the 2006 FIFA World Cup in Germany, the Blue Samurai have been dreaming of a rematch. They were granted that wish somewhat earlier than anticipated, with Australia’s second-place finish in their Asian Cup group ensuring a quarter-final showdown against their old foes. Japan arguably go into this match in better form.Eintracht Frankfurt marksman Naohiro Takahara leads the goal-scoring charts with three goals, along with Uzbekistan’s Maxim Shatskikh and Mark Viduka of Australia. Celtic star Shunsuke Nakamura has played with quiet efficiency without having dazzled at the tournament so far - although he looks more than capable of doing so on the big stage. Gamba Osaka midfielder Yasuhito Endo and Sanfrecce Hiroshima wing-back Yuichi Komano have provided important contributions, while the much-malgined Seiichiro Maki has also chipped in with goals.In the tall and powerful Maki, Japan may just have an advantage that bucks all of the stereotypes. The JEF United striker has been heavily criticised for his lack of goals in the J-League, but with accurate crosses flowing in from the likes of Nakamura and Komano, the target-man suddenly looks capable of testing international defences. While Australia have in the past been praised for their robust defences, they have recently looked anything but solid at the back. Leicester City stopper Patrick Kisnorbo appeared to be out of his depth in the opening two fixtures, whilst West Ham defender Lucas Neill was sent off late in the match against Iraq. Michael Beauchamp and Mark Milligan stepped in for the clash with Thailand - with the latter’s superb performance providing a selection headache for coach Graham Arnold.
Milligan is a quick and agile player, with a knack for reading the game. What he lacks is physical presence - something that Seiichiro Maki has in spades, and if Japan coach Ivica Osim can coax some more aggression out of his lanky forward, then Japan might have an unexpected aerial advantage over their opponents.Nevertheless the Blue Samurai are not without their problems. Urawa Reds defensive midfielder Yuki Abe has looked shaky in a central defensive role alongside Yuji Nakazawa, and it was Abe who committed a late foul that saw Japan concede an equaliser in their opening 1-1 draw with Qatar. Akira Kaji has been dreadful at the back, so much so that there is conjecture about his place in the team.
There has also been a conspicuous absence of any meaningful contribution from Kawasaki Frontale playmaker Kengo Nakamura, with the diminutive midfielder seemingly overshadowed by his more illustrious namesake in midfield. Ivica Osim, meanwhile, has attracted mirth with his increasingly bizarre rants in his role as coach of a country renowned for its non-confrontational attitude.Australia are arguably the polar opposite of Japan in that respect, and their brashness in practically declaring themselves pre-tournament favourites served to heap pressure on them when they stumbled in the group stage. They’ll require no further motivation for this clash, however, with the Australian team constantly needled by suggestions - whether real or imagined, that they are an overly physical team.
They were incensed when Japan opened the scoring in Kaiserslautern just over twelve months ago, claiming that burly striker Naohiro Takahara had fouled goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer in the build up to Japan’s goal. The Socceroos will hope that the referee keeps a firm grip on this potentially explosive encounter, even if their bustling style draws attention from the man in black.Australia’s hero in Kaiserslautern was Everton midfielder Tim Cahill, who came off the bench to score twice in the dying minutes and propel Australia to that famous 3-1 victory. Cahill is unlikely to start against Japan in Hanoi, having only just returned from a long injury layoff.
There is also concern over the form of injury-plagued Liverpool midfielder Harry Kewell. The wing wizard came off the bench and scored a virtuoso goal in the 4-0 win over Thailand, but the Australians can ill afford to start slowly against Japan, with the two-time defending champions having played arguably the most up-tempo football of any team in the tournament. Kewell may be required from the start, and he will certainly need to fire.Thus a fascinating duel between these two regional rivals awaits, with the winner to face either Saudi Arabia or Uzbekistan in the semi-final. The loser will go home with their ambition unfulfilled, with Japan chasing a third straight continental crown, whilst Australia earlier claimed that anything less than a place in the final would be viewed as a failure. Copyright © Michael Tuckerman & Soccerphile.comHotels
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Who’s your daddy?

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

It’s a good ten years the internet has been growing and stretching to accomodate blogs, morphing into a truly social animal full of divergent voices, opinions, and good old fashioned creativity.
It’s ten years since the ‘official’ birth of the blog, and high time we knew the name of the father of all blogs, according to CNET:

"Was the first blogger the irascible Dave Winer? The iconoclastic Jorn Barger? Or was the first blogger really Justin Hall, a Web diarist and online gaming expert whom The New York Times Magazine once called the ‘founding father of personal blogging’?"

With a timeline dating back to 1977 and lots of in-article links to various stops along the history of the weblog, the piece, entitled ‘Blogs turn 10-Who’s the Father?" is a must-read for those tuned in to the blogosphere as well as those just curious about how this whole thing got started.